Why do they just come here for drop-offs and kid exchanges? This is a place for fun, for laughter, not for bitch sessions.
Gawd! If all they want to do is hurt each other, they can do that in a freakin’ parking lot. Hell, drive vans and only slow down long enough to toss the ankle-biters through the open sliding doors. What’s a little road rash to a kid?
This is a playground dammit, not a war zone! Grow up and get your lives straight before you completely warp your kids.
Do not make me scrape your knees!
What a cool final voice!
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Thanks! I thought at least one voice should be the grown up.
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Never thought a playground would be so aggressive and bitter! But can you blame it? It only wants to be properly used for FUN.
Love this. Great ending to the week.
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It’s all about the children…
Thanks! I had fun with this project.
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Who knew Playgrounds were so damn opinionated?? I’ll be watching my step the next time I go to one 😉
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Haha! I didn’t realise until the final line that I was hearing the Playground’s voice, then had to read it again to truly appreciate it. A very unique and unexpected end to the week.
Thanks for sharing!
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I never thought what the playground had to say about our daily matters. I found this quite funny, but also introspective. What a cool idea!
Thanks for sharing all the voices this week, it was a pleasure!
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Fantastic! Love the idea of the voice of the playground, and how mad it is at being used this way. Great way to round off a week of fascinating writing.
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What a creative voice! A few others have done animals, but I think this is the only inanimate object (if you can call a playground an object) that I’ve read. I love how the playground voice has such strong emotions and opinions!
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