Why do they just come here for drop-offs and kid exchanges? This is a place for fun, for laughter, not for bitch sessions.
Gawd! If all they want to do is hurt each other, they can do that in a freakin’ parking lot. Hell, drive vans and only slow down long enough to toss the ankle-biters through the open sliding doors. What’s a little road rash to a kid?
This is a playground dammit, not a war zone! Grow up and get your lives straight before you completely warp your kids.
Do not make me scrape your knees!