It was pure chaos.
The dogs found my new book, tearing it into pieces before I could finish reading it. I still haven’t found the back cover.
Trying to pick up all the shredded paper, I discovered a spot where the cat yakked up another hairball… with my bare foot. It was worse than stepping on a Lego brick. Just about puked myself.
Someone put liquid soap in the dishwasher and now I have suds all over the kitchen floor. The toilet is backing up, and I dropped and broke a mirror.
It’s not even 9 in the morning yet.