Once upon a time
A maiden longed for passion
Pining for her prince
Fishing in frog ponds
Searching in fresh produce aisles
Squeezing the melons
Pursuing her dreams
Sports bars and trivia nights
Hoping for a match
Meeting Mister Right
Her one and only pursuit
She’ll stop at nothing
Subtle men attend
Twice weekly worship meetings
Have mother issues
Erudite readers
Book clubs are for amateurs
Library buffets
A hungry man’s heart
Is trapped in the automat
Going for seconds
Happiness eludes
There are no more bachelors
Cat Lady future
No white knight to kiss
Her feet cold at eventide
Unaccompanied
Haha – this hits close to home. Sad, I know, but I found it funny. Clever and highly amusing.
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