So, this just happened. So recently in fact, that I am still laughing about it.
I got up early this morning to run errands. I had a hair cut, then I did a little shopping, had a little lunch, was having an all around nice day. I’m on my way home when IT happened.
The road I was driving has three lanes. At the outskirts of town, the three lanes merge down to two, with the outer right lane becoming a turn only. Inevitably, someone will freak out not realizing it’s now a turn lane, or will go all asshat-ish and race ahead, cutting people off to get into the through lane.
That’s what happened to me today… the asshattery part. Someone in a new model Dodge Charger blew past me and did a forced merge. Now, I was having a great day, and didn’t want to let this guy be a buzz kill. I didn’t start swearing or rudely gesturing, and I didn’t even use my horn… that’s a big deal right there. (Okay, I did call him an asshat, but in the nicest possible way.)
Not 50 yards down the road, this asshat in the Charger, the guy who just had to get in front of me, is rolling along, when a second asshat in the left lane wants to be where the first asshat is, and proceeds to change lanes. Not a cut-him-off-like-he did-me lane change, but a run-him-off-the-road-onto-the-gravel-shoulder lane change. The Charger was throwing stones, fish-tailing, swerving all sideways, before finally correcting and getting back on the highway… scary stuff.
This is going on right in front of me. I’m braking hard, checking left and right to find the best probably escape route should the Charger go airborne. But, I am also laughing so hard I’m crying, while simultaneously breathlessly muttering “ohshitohshitohshitohshit.”
I certainly didn’t wish anyone harm, but the karmic irony of the situation was priceless, and hilarious.
*Editorial note: No asshats, or muscle cars, were harmed in the making of this post.
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That is great! Everytime I see an asshat blow by me, I just hope there’s a cop up ahead!
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If there had been a cop nearby, and both of them were stopped… that would have been icing on the cake..
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It’s so rare you actually get to SEE karma at work! And I think it’s impossible to NOT feel a little pleasure when you do. 😉
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You gotta love Karma!
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LOL, it’s a shame the asshats didn’t crash into each other. thousands of dollars of damage might be a wake-up call!
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That never ever happens to the purveyors of prolifically severe asshattery I see on Metro Atlanta highways. Congrats!!
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I could picture that taking place clearly! 🙂
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Scary stuff! I applaud your quick thinking to look for an escape route…don’t know if I’d be that agile. Love your “oh…oh…” Exactly what I would be screaming! Glad everyone was okay. Hope “they” learned a lesson from this.
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Sometimes it’s instant … and you gotta laugh!
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One hopes that the Charger driver was put in the position of supporting Charmin maker Proctor & Gamble. Because sometimes a little toilet paper is just what an asshat needs. Hopefully.
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Glad the idiots didn’t get hurt, and wish I thought the first asshat learned his lesson in the actions of the second. Somehow, I doubt it. I wish Karma came with post its. “Hi, just dropping by, nice to see you” — Karma
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Heheheh… that’s a good idea, maybe if the receiver recognized the delivery they would pay better attention to the message.
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