I love living in a small town, if only for the entertainment value. Each Wednesday, the local paper delivers a free edition highlighting top stories from the past week, police blotters, school news, and community events. Each Wednesday I sit down with a cuppa tea to peruse these few pages of newsprint to find out what my fellow Ville-ites are doing.
From these pages, I learned that it’s not only bad kids who get on Santa’s naughty list, and that some couples have a hawt fashion sense.
This week, it was revealed that some calls to the police may not be completely thought out… or someone has a wicked, funny sense of humor. (Check out the date of the report)
Thin spiral notebook 
Bizarre … but small towns are so awesome.
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I use to live in a small town years ago…and I still kind of miss it. This was typical of small town papers…and hilarious.
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. This is made of win. HILARIOUS. I so needed this tonight!
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There are some very strange people in this world.
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Don’t send anybody over to investigate? Right. Do you want a latte with those handcuffs?
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I love it, love love love it! I miss getting the local paper for all those … bizarre bits of news you get. At least I can live through yours!
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Nice one! I wonder what was really in the bottle. Hmmm…
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