Modernizing

“It’s the 21st century, you have to change with the times.” Dressed in his pinstriped suit, he was the epitome of “corporate.”

“Like I always say, ‘if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it’.” I looked down at him over my glasses.

“You’re right, it’s not broke, but it’s not efficient.” Holding his newfangled electronic notepad, he flipped through spreadsheets and flight schedules. “If you upgrade like I suggest, you’d be done in half the time.”

“I’m not fooling with tradition.” I held up a gloved hand, hoping to end the discussion.

“No one uses reindeer and a sleigh anymore.”

“Whatever…”