Zigged when she should have zagged

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An itsy, bitsy gal
Fell into a keg of pale ale
She refused to crawl out
Though she preferred to drink stout
She zigged instead of zagged all the way to jail

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Submitted to Weekly Photo Challenge: “Share with us your own take on zigging and zagging…”

*Featuring a Black-and-Yellow Argiope, or Yellow Garden Orbweaver, a spider common to Florida.