Fortune cookie apocalypse

Four Horsemen riding
Season of evil begins
Should I mow my lawn

* Haiku Friday is hosted by Lou at LouCeeL.

If the end of the world actually begins this weekend, there’s is nothing I can do to stop it. If I’m not prepared for it by now, then I guess I’m toast.

7 thoughts on “Fortune cookie apocalypse

  1. LOL! Love the haiku! I was prepping and stressing over a big party for my mom this weekend, and half wondering if I should even bother. Glad I did, since we did manage to have the party and nobody in attendance was raptured.


  2. Well, I’m fairly certain I won’t be taken in the Rapture, as I’m no longer a Christian. I was baptized Catholic, but I’m best described as “Agnostic”. So, I guess maybe I’ll get by during the Tribulation, I can say, “hey, I just needed to know, you know?” and Jesus will say “close enough” because at least I was thinking it through- using the brain that apparently God gave me, not genetics. At any rate, I’ll either be offed by Jesus and the Millenial Army, or I’ll end up saved but die some kind of natural death if Jesus likes my answers.

    Or maybe the Rapture isn’t even this weekend and I should be doing my homework.


  3. If the world ends this weekend, Grannie is gonna be pissed. She says the only reason she’s still around is because she wants to be here on 21December2012 – when the Galactic Alignment occurs and the Mayan ‘End of the World’ prediction is supposed to come true. I say nothing is going to happen – we’ll just transition from one day to the next – just like New Year’s Day. SHE is already blaming all the recent catastrophic happenings on the coming GA – and The End – and she says the closer we get, the worse it’s going to be.

    I keep telling her “We’ll see.” So yeah. If the world ends over this weekend, SOMEBODY up there is going to have a lot of explaining to do – ’cause like I said, she’s gonna be pissed.


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