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To Whom it may Concern:

In as per termination of employment policy, I am tendering my written resignation within the two-week notice period.

I’d like to thank you for the opportunity to work at ABC Inc. but that would be a lie.

This job was the worst experience I have ever endured and I have suffered through natural childbirth and a ruptured appendix. Both of those events were enjoyable compared to the cluster-fuck that is ABC Inc. and its principals.

My only regret is that I won’t be here when the FTC brings ruin down around your head.

Signed, Me

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