Tiffaneigh wanted to write her memoirs, but worried her life didn’t include enough wonderment to make for compelling reading.
If she was only a secret agent, spying on nefarious hooligans, creating dossiers detailing their shenanigans and devilry for black suits at the Fed.
There was the infamous, 1992 softball scandal. Cici Parson missed second on her turn around the bases in the championship game between the Lady Cougars and the BearKittens. The plate ump gave the run to Cici, handing the win and regional title to the Kittens.
But, that was Cici’s story. Tiffaneigh needed to do something as extraordinary.