Yeah, I have two of the most fierce guard dogs you could ever imagine. Swift, strong, über protective. Don’t even think about sneaking into my yard or threatening my family. Knock on my door unannounced and you might lose an arm.
Burglars beware, bad guys just move on, door-to-door solicitors need not apply ~ Hershey and Asta, Lab Wonder Twins, are on duty.
No, really they are much more vicious than they let on. Their laissez-faire demeanor is just a cover. Their bite is far worse than their bark. They are truly dogs of distinction, real canine warriors.

I’m not really catching the guard dog vibe from that picture! 🙂 But I’m sure if someone ever became a threat to you, they would probably lick him to death!
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Yes, there is copious amounts of dog slobber.
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I love that sign! Our dogs aren’t fierce at all, but our neighbor has a couple of German Shepherds that would stop me in my tracks!
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Buddy the golden retriever is dangerous…if licking you to death over several hours is considered dangerous.
They are sweet babies.
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Ha.. I think usually canines tend to be over-trusting… (at least if you feed them). But their breath can be lethal in some cases… 🙂
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Ours will ferociously lick you to death (whilst you rub her tummy!)
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Oh, the licking! I sometimes feel like a lollipop, or a spare rib.
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My canine warrior barks and then runs up the stairs. When she isn’t sleeping, that is. Fun write Tara! Your dogs are cute!
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My dogs only bark at squirrels, but they are champs at sleeping.
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Ha ha! Lovely note for the trespassers! 😀
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I’m not going to test any skeptical feelings on those two… they miiight prove you right…
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I love dogs,they’re great creatures!Sometimes I find myself liking them even more than humans!Let me ask you though,isn’t it kind of “dangerous” for other people than burglars.I mean what if someone passes by?How do you deal with that? (I’m asking because I am thinking of adopting a pretty “big” dog and people pass by my house quite often.)
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These two are actually the biggest “babies.” They are no more dangerous than my cat. My cat is probably a more serious threat to strangers.
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