Yeah, I have two of the most fierce guard dogs you could ever imagine. Swift, strong, über protective. Don’t even think about sneaking into my yard or threatening my family. Knock on my door unannounced and you might lose an arm.
Burglars beware, bad guys just move on, door-to-door solicitors need not apply ~ Hershey and Asta, Lab Wonder Twins, are on duty.
No, really they are much more vicious than they let on. Their laissez-faire demeanor is just a cover. Their bite is far worse than their bark. They are truly dogs of distinction, real canine warriors.