This is not a cookie fortune

Back story No. 1: About eight years ago, I served on a federal jury. For two weeks our panel heard evidence in a fraud case that netted the defendant about $65 million from a rather sloppy Ponzi scheme. We took a smidge under two hours to convict. The sentence was 33 years, approximately six months for every million stolen. I have not received a jury summons since then.

Back story No. 2: Last week while my daughter and I were out running errands, we were ruminating about the fate of the father of an acquaintance. The father is facing several federal racketeering charges. His court date has yet to be set, but since the alleged crimes occurred in our jurisdiction, he will be brought back to Florida from a northern state for a trial in Pensacola.

I mentioned that it had been a while since I received a jury summons, and how awkward it would be if I was called in on that case. While I was very familiar with the acquaintance, I had never met the father. I wondered aloud if that connection would somehow disqualify me for the panel.

We pondered on the potential weirdness, and nothing more was said. I even forgot about it… until Tuesday.

This came in the mail today… cue the Twilight Zone music.

jury summons

16 thoughts on “This is not a cookie fortune

  1. I believe in things like this, they happen to me all the time. It’s also funny that for the first time since he’s lived in PA my husband got a jury duty summons after I’ve been requested at least 4 times since living in Bethlehem. Seems the jury is hot right now.
    good luck! (I love jury duty..I hate when I’m not picked 😉 )

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    1. The child definitely knows me, and the father would know who I am. I would do all I could to not be put on that jury. The summons was just a weird thing to happen after the conversation with my daughter.

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  2. wow

    Now, you have to be contacted by the accused, fall in love, then figure out if they did it or not. Wait, that story’s been done, right?

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