Damn! It’s friggin’ rainin’ again,
That stoopid Super never did fix that leakin’ drain.
My web’s destroyed and the whole place is gonna flood.
Now, I’mma hafta shovel out all this stinkin’ mud.
The Trifextra prompt this weekend was to rewrite a famous story, poem, book, or fable in just 33 words.
Thin spiral notebook 
nice piece!
best,
MOV
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Love it. I never thought about it from the perspective of the spider before.
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This is exactly what I was going to say. 🙂
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You did a great job with this prompt!
I’m totally freaked out by the spider picture, though. Eek!
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i love the poetry of this, how it bounces off your tongue. And the dialect is awesome. Sounds like a spider from Queens or something 🙂
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shiver . . . spiders! Eek!!!!!
durned supers 🙂
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I love it! Great shot, too!
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I really enjoyed this. It made me smile. I am heading to Florida for the month of April and if this New Englander sees an itsy bitsy spider like that she may run all the way home..not unlike the little piggie..
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Funny. Well done in only 33 words.
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your spider talks like my 7 year old….
funny and unique style. I like it
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“I’mma hafta shovel out all this stinkin’ mud”
I LOVE it. The spider is simply lovely, though. All those colors are spectacular.
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It’s a called a Golden Silk spider and they’re very common in Florida. That photo isn’t even life size. Their body alone can grow to 3 inches or longer.
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My mother, the spider afficionado probably showed me some before. I’m kind of arachnophobic in real life. I like them in pictures lots better!
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