To Whom it may Concern:
In as per termination of employment policy, I am tendering my written resignation within the two-week notice period.
I’d like to thank you for the opportunity to work at ABC Inc. but that would be a lie.
This job was the worst experience I have ever endured and I have suffered through natural childbirth and a ruptured appendix. Both of those events were enjoyable compared to the cluster-fuck that is ABC Inc. and its principals.
My only regret is that I won’t be here when the FTC brings ruin down around your head.
Signed, Me
Thin spiral notebook 
I hope they won’t mess with experience and character certificate on relieving 😊
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I worked for an NBC affiliate and didn’t turn in a resignation letter like this but often watched a live feed with Tom Brokejaw before the nightly news went to air. He only recently proved himself an @$$ there all the time but finally proved that fact to the viewing public.
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That disappoints me, I always thought he was nicer than that.
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He treated his floor crew like peasants. Admittedly, I was a tad sensitive about that.
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LOL! Man there were times I wish I could have handed in a resignation letter like this! It is an excellent resignation letter.
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I’ve known people who permanently burn a bridge because they give less than the required two weeks notice.
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I’ve never submitted a resignation letter like this, though there have been occasions that I wished I had. Purely fiction…
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Oh, my.
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