Graffiti wisdom: yo mama says

It’s part of the tradition of being a parent to bequeath pearls of wisdom, bits and pieces of advice, passed from mother to child like cherished family histories, or a treasured necklace created bead by bead, one lifetime to another. Oft repeated until each generation can recite by rote, fingering a bead with every spoken gem.

Even as the ancient wisdom is channeled thru the matriarchal bloodline, new mothers are challenged with the task of adding more pages to the history. My fondest hope is to one day hear my children quoting their ancestral litany to their own offspring:

“That’s not fair…” Of course it’s not fair, you’re a kid. I never promised you fair.

“But everyone else is doing it…” Don’t tell me what your friends get away with, ‘everyone else’ isn’t my kid. Or equally appropriate: Do I look like I care?

“But mommm…” Don’t whine! It will get you nowhere!

“Why can’t I…” Because in this house, I AM GOD, and I said ‘No!’ (when saying, ‘because I said so’ for the umpteenth time isn’t enough.)

“Can you turn on the radio?” Sure, I can turn it on
“Will you turn on the radio?” Sure, I’ll turn it on (pushing the ‘on’  button without volume)
“Can you turn it up?” Sure, I can

I need a new phone. I can’t text with this one, or take photos. It doesn’t work good.” Your phone doesn’t work ‘well.’ (no further discussion.)

*Unlike the pearl inscribed here with chalk on slate, my mother did not impart advice concerning the proper consumption of spirits. Her idea of hard drinking was to partake of an entire bottle of Bartles & Jaymes Exotic Berry wine cooler… on an empty stomach. I resolved on my own not to do this, ever.

7 thoughts on “Graffiti wisdom: yo mama says

  1. There are some very good ones on your list Tara. I think it’s only justice that we have the right to drive our kids a little nuts…since they usually do it to us on a regular basis.


  2. this is hilarious. i will NEVER tell my kids “if you don’t stop, i’m going to PULL THIS CAR OVER.” that shit used to drive me nuts.

    i love the photo– your graffiti series is my favorite. 🙂


  3. In a way, you’ve “met” my daughter. Though at moments I had my doubts it would ever happen, she turned out to be a pretty amazing woman. Now her daughter is a teenager. I told her that this was my revenge. And she said to me recently, “I don’t know why you didn’t kill me.”

    Another bead on the treasured necklace of life…


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